After my last post I want to make something perfectly clear.  Bugs are a guest on this planet.  That hundred legged guy seems to be under the impression that that is not the case. Pest control is important to the world because modern day pests are not polite. Do you pay part of my rent? Do you help pay for my lunch? No. You take. You squat. You steal. You sicken me. Nothing is free here. I'm only doing what needs to be done.

Today I was thinking about that movie It's a Wonderful Life and I came to the conclusion that the world would be overrun by bugs if I had never been born. I mean when you think about the huge number of bugs I've taken down in all my years as an exterminator, that's a whole lot of bugs. Granted, there are other exterminators in the world, but I really believe that none of them have the same gifts as I do. You can't learn what I know. You just have to know it. Some might think it's like a curse - like a werewolf. But I don't turn into a werewolf. I actually don't turn into anything. Because I am, and I always have been, the greatest known exterminator in the world. Watch out.

I am saving up for a trip to Africa so I can find a goliath beetle. They weigh a quarter of a pound and it would be awesome to smash one.

One of those bugs with all the legs had some wise words for me. I now have a new way of looking at my life and profession. It's not the bugs I destroy that make me great, it's all the bugs that i have not yet destroyed that will some day make me amazing. This I know. It was kind of junior varsity for me to count dead bugs. Boys count. Men kill. Today I am a man.

I feel that I've sort of down today because I realized I'll probably never bag 1200 bugs in one day ever again. It was a fluke. I question my abilities as an exterminator. I'm not sure if I'm cut out for this line of work. Maybe the giant talking bugs are right.

I only killed one, but it was huge. Like the size of a lemon. Stuff went everywhere.

Haha. Only 14. Still, that's 14 fewer.

I had to make up for yesterday's slacking. 1200. Seriously. It was awesome.

No bugs today. Just football.

112. I found a file cabinet full of them. It was glorious. I smoked them out with smoke.